Hyundai KONA

Craig Smith, General Manager,

Honda Sunderland

"Right then. Sit down, pay attention, this is important. What we've got here is a 2024 Hyundai Kona Advance Hybrid, and let me tell you�this thing's a belter. Brand new shape, fresh as a daisy, and smoother than a cover drive from Gower on a sunny Tuesday at Old Trafford. Under the hood? It's a hybrid - that means it runs on fairy dust and common sense. Petrol and electric, workin' together like Beefy and Botham back in the day. You won't be throwing money down the drain on fuel, and it's so quiet you'll think it's snuck up on you like Shane Warne round the wicket. Booomf! Silent assassin. Inside? Oh-ho-ho, it's got more tech than NASA. Big touchscreen, sat nav, wireless Apple CarPlay, reversing camera (which works, by the way - I've tested it reversing into Mrs Bumble's bins). Heated seats for those nippy mornings, adaptive cruise for the motorway slog, and all sorts of bleepy safety gizmos keeping you on the straight and narrow. Room in the back? Loads. Chuck the kids in, the dog, the cricket gear, a week's worth of shopping - it'll take the lot and still be asking, "Is that all you've got, pal?" Only 2830 miles on the clock - barely run in! First service done, still got that lovely new car smell. So there you go. A cracking motor. Reliable as Stokes under pressure. Economical, comfy, clever, and just a bit cool. First to see will buy - or my name's not Bumble. Bring biscuits if you're coming round, we'll do a brew and I'll show you how the cruise control works."